Total Medals Earned: 1,779 (From 236 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,130 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Transform to Ashura mode!
Perform a 45 combo.
End the game.
Score more than 200K
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 9/30 (80/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/180 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS KING.
Medals Earned: 8/13 (170/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Find the incomplete area.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (250/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Complete the Game.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (200/500 points)
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/90 points)
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Find the camp.
Medals Earned: 9/17 (185/495 points)
Spend your first Talent Point.
Spend some rubies in the ugrade menu.
Play through the intro.
Defeat the first boss.
Fully upgrade your hero talents.
Fully upgrade your bazooka.
Defeat the second boss.
Beat the final boss on beginner.
Defeat the third boss.
Have at least 4000 rubies when you enter the upgrade menu.
Fully upgrade your assault rifle.
Unlock the secret companion cube.
Unlock the secret robot unicorn.
Fully upgrade your sniper rifle.
Beat all the waves on endless mode.
Fully upgrade all your weapons.
Beat the final boss on hard.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 3/19 (15/395 points)
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).